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· Superman Returns' Kate Bosworth proves that a tastefully exposed, distressingly bony breastplate is a classic that never goes out of style.
· Why couldn't Cindy Crawford get into a party held at her husband's bar? We don't know why, but we expect that someone will launch a full investigation into the matter.
· Star Wars Transformers: We think our inner ten-year-old just had his first boner.
· It's nice that Cher has finally come out on behalf of safer helmets for our military, but that doesn't excuse her unacceptable, decades-long silence on this issue up until now.
· The LA Weekly's Nikki Finke presents a pretty comprehensive guide to why nobody in this town ever seems to be working.