• Steroids will, apparently, make you dance like a douchebag. [Clublife]
• You could debate what would someone to think it's OK to cut in line at the new macaroni and cheese spot. Or you could recognize that it's just fucking mac and cheese, and stop waiting on line for it in the first place. [East Village Idiot]
• We're just curious — what would PETA use to douse a fur-clad Barbie? Nailpolish, perhaps? [Copyranter]