• The Ark plays Bowery Ballroom with Baby Dayliner. Insert obvious, Jersey-specific weather joke here. [flavorpill]
• Madonna kicks off the first of a six-night romp at Madison Square Garden. Available tickets are (of course) extravagantly priced, but Lourdes really needs her own Kabbalah instructor. [MSG]
• It's like Christmas, only wackier: misfits everywhere rejoice as Jerri Blank hits the big screen. [NYT]