• Ending a romance is easy enough. But ending a relationship with a Realtor? In this town, that's tough. [SuperSadface]
• And let's not even start on coffee-guy breakups, which requite diagrams. [eefers]
• If you think they won't notice the dress shirt just came out of the box and the suit's got creamcheese on the sleever, think again, hipster. [Languor Management]
• So a prophet and transvestite get on the same subway car, and... nothing happens. [Hot Johnny]
• You know what was cool? That blackout like two years ago. [Pissed & Petty]