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Congratulations! The South by Southwest festival committee has asked you for panel suggestions for next year's SXSW.

Obviously, you suggest a panel that demands your expertise — 'cause that gets you in for free and might get you laid — but what should you suggest? Nothing too broad; then they'll find better panelists. Nothing too narrow; they'll reject it. And it needs to feel fresh. Submit a panel that perfectly matches the talents of you (and three of your best friends):

Whither Ask?
Now that Ask.com has dominated the market for people who still try to ask the Internet questions ("Hey Internet, what happened to that guy from Seinfeld?"), what clueless populace will it serve next? Employees from MySpace, Xanga, and Classmates.com share strategies for serving dumb people on the Internet.

Where do I spend all this money?
Ask a panel of shopping experts where to fritter away your recent $3 million windfall, earned when Fox Interactive paid too much for your startup.

Let's talk stalks
The possibilities for hunting people down online multiply dizzyingly as more and more people put their social lives on the Net. Learn how to peek through every window, from four convicted offenders and a Google ad sales rep.

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