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· Note to aspiring embezzlers: If you are going to download an image for a fake ID that you plan on using in the commission of a theft, make sure that image does not belong to one of the most famous men on the planet.
· Another headline that could be more clearly written: Nicolas Cage Gives $2M for Child Soldiers. Unfortunately, Cage is not purchasing himself a personal militia made up entirely of six-year-olds. Though he could totally afford that should he ever need to invade Angelina Jolie's compound.
· We are definitely not cool/hip enough to figure this out on our own, so if anyone out there can explain the deal with these heads that are being plastered up everywhere, we'd love hear about it.
· We link to this SoaP story only because it's funny that a family newspaper can't tell you straight out that the "expletive-laden line of dialogue for Jackson" is "I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!" Oh, how we love to swear!