Friday:
 • It's not a holiday weekend for everyone, and the UCB Theatre is there to help: head over to "The Concert for LaVert," a "fundraiser" for an "ailing youth" featuring a "unique blend of music, people skills and biblical know-how." Uh huh. [God's Pottery]
• Sweet Jesus, Joseph, and Anna: The Devil Wears Prada is finally here. [TONY]

Saturday:
 • Still stuck in Manhattan? Summerstage offers the African polyrhythms of Antibalas—not exactly patriotic, but who is anymore? [flavorpill]
• If you'd rather ignore summer, holidays, and America in general, Matt Costa plays at the Bowery Ballroom. [Upcoming]

Sunday:
 • Pretend Like You're Not In The City Even Though You Are Part Two: Solar One offers an extensive outdoor festival, complete with a "green lifestyle market," on the water at Stuyvesant Cove Park. [flavorpill]