This image was lost some time after publication.

Amanda Scheer Demme, the nightlife Cerberus who once stood ferocious guard at the Trop's velvet-roped gate, has been quietly plotting her return since being cast from her celebrity-clusterfuck Hades. According to Page Six, Demme plans on taking the party to private homes, where she'll take on role of overly permissive mom to her extended family of spoiled celebubrats:

AMANDA Demme may have found a way around those pesky laws governing California liquor licenses that were cited when she was bounced from the Roosevelt Hotel a few months ago. We hear the party promoter extraordinaire is coming up with a "private house" concept, not unlike the traveling private party in L.A. called Xenii. "She will rent a house and have late-night parties where anyone, including [underage] people like Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton, can hang and not be bothered." The place should be ready by this fall - pity the neighbors.

The private venues will pose new creative challenges for Demme, particularly in designating which rooms will be assigned with VIP, VVIP, and VVVIP-access. A private party in the master bathroom should seem exclusive enough for B-list types, but for A-list clientele such as Lohan and Barton, Demme plans on posting two bouncers outside the cabinets beneath the kitchen sink, keeping the riff-raff from accessing the elite, beautiful people crammed inside.