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We generally leave the Hamptons to our betters, preferring to stew the summer away in our gloriously depopulated metro. However, it's worth a quick jaunt out to Long Island for this one moment, recorded by the New York Daily News's Lloyd Grove. The occasion was a yacht party put on by Moira Forbes (associate publisher at ForbesLife, a mag all about her life) and Jason Binn (duke of Hamptons and Gotham mags, and lordling of Niche Media):

Binn stood on an upper deck, raised his arms triumphantly and crowed: "It's the most people I've ever hosted!"

Unfortunately, there were no icebergs in Sag Harbor available to strike the yacht and punish Binn's hubris.

Rocking the boat, Hamptons style [NYDN]

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