• Nothing like a little racism to start off your morning. [High Class Jackass]
• Sure, it makes sense that you don't want someone to steal your ticket, but what the hell are you doing inter-borough commuting on the LIRR in the first place? [Clublife]
• Everything you never wanted to know about Tasti D-Lite. [The Three-Toed Sloth]
• We're actually fully in favor a hipster strike. [The Onion]