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How cool is the upcoming Google Dance at August's Search Engine Strategies San Jose conference? One attendee woke up naked and missing an earring in her hotel bed.

Yeah, pretty lame — after a real party, you wake up with an extra earring and three other people in bed. But this party list for SES San Jose coyly mentions scads of private parties, each doubtlessly wilder than the Google Dance.

So if you know the details for one of these events, spill it to tips@valleywag.com. We'll publish it, leaving your name out so you're not banned from the bash.

SES San Jose party list [Search Engine Watch forum]