• If you have to sit through a focus group at SoHo House, you should at least be allowed to use the pool. [Guilty as Charged]
• Sure, keep telling yourself that the guy is taking photos of a "necklace", and not your breasts. [The Tomato Diaries]
• Your step-by-step guide to pissing people off by reading the Times whilst riding the subway like you're the only bastard who matters. [Hot Johnny]
• God allegedly prefers wet-tshirt contests and Bon Jovi over James Taylor and geriatrics in Dockers. [Previously Owned]