A friend passed in this overheard pickup line: "I'm gonna put my wiki in your portal, baby."

If you think that's a joke, you haven't been in Silicon Valley long enough. But just for fun, here are thirteen other Valley pickup lines to avoid:

  1. Let me show you my Om face. [invented by Kevin Burton]
  2. Nice shoes. Wanna TechCrunch?
  3. There's a launch party in my pants and you're invited.
  4. I see I'm already giving you a liquidation event.
  5. Let's mashup.
  6. Let's go park on Sand Hill Road.
  7. Can I take you South of Market?
  8. Looks like your Yahoo could use a Flickr.
  9. Are your YouTubes tied?
  10. I'm in UI, can I be in U?
  11. You're so fine I'd drink your Kool-Aid.
  12. Just you, me, and my podcast audience.
  13. I wanna go voip, voip, voip.