This image was lost some time after publication.

The info streaming through Valleywag is getting overwhelming. To keep this gossip machine churning, I need an intern.

The job consists of:

  • Writing an occasional brief post. Intern must be witty and a quick writer.
  • Handling some correspondence with readers. Giving people comment invites and such.
  • Writing on assignment. This part will pay money if you're good. Possible stories include celeb-spotting — reporting which venture capitalists are eating at Buck's, for example — and party/event reports.
  • There's no Valleywag office to report to, unless you count Starbucks.

To apply, e-mail nick@valleywag.com with the subject "Intern". Include a brief relevant bio, and link to any blog or clippings you have so I can check out your style.