OMG PLEASE BUY. Valleywag's gizmautistic brother Gizmodo found these cute toys called "Kuggs" modeled after Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and some kind of zombie (Michael Dell?).

Nothing more to say here, except that the Steve Ballmer Kugg should come with a pullstring and chant "Developers! Developers! Developers!"

Gates, Jobs Miniature Toy Figurines [Gizmodo]