• The true test of someone's character is if they laugh out loud during a movie where a small child is speared to death in a freak accident. [Hot Johnny]
• How is it possible that a date with a guy who your uncle met at a dishwashing parts convention couldn't work out? That, friends, has "true love" written ALL OVER IT. [Smallhands Ick]
• In case you've ever wondered how to make it into this toilet bowl of links, here's how. [Evil Discussor]
• There's a reason you should send nor save text messages. Ever. [Que Sera Sera]