• Okay, we get it. You went to the Conde offices, and even have the visitor's pass to prove it. But leaving it on your bag, that's probably just going to get you beaten with ten pounds of Vogue. [Imaginary Socialite]
• Stupidity should be painful. Sometimes laziness actually is. [Perpetually Nauseous]
• What kind of city is this, when you can't walk around your own home naked without a construction worker perving on you?[The Daily Dump]
• So, a pigeon crapped on you and you scored a hundred-buck tip. why exactly are you bitching, again? [waiter rant]
• What's that you say? A crazy stripper got in your cab on Friday night? No WAY. [New York Hack]