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Just to follow up on the lady with two vaginas — coincidentally, it appears her ideal two-penised mate does indeed exist, albeit he's in India. And Ms. Dual-Vag better hurry if she wants to hook up, as the diphallic fellow checked into a New Delhi hospital to have one of his fully functional dongs removed in order to "marry and lead a normal sexual life." Sadly, we couldn't find an image of two pie slices to fill the pie-voids depicted by Esquire, so you'll have to settle for two bananas.

Are you SURE you want to remove that? [Reuters]