• First two nitwits attempt to navigate the entire subway system in one sitting, now 192 Books looks for a bunch of nitwits to participate in a continuous reading of a new English translation of Don Quixote, an event expected to take a mere 48 hours. Please, please tell us you have something better to do. Even TiVo counts. [Upcoming]
• Eight-foot plywood phallus + fetish objects fashioned from toilet plungers + nipples recreated in yarn= a great place to get your riot grrl on (or to get on a riot grrl). All at Exit Art's Wild Girls, which ends this Saturday. [flavorpill]
• Ian Svenonius (Nation of Ulysses frontman) and Calvin Johnson (founder of K Records, invented "twee") team up at Tonic for a DJ set. For free! Don't act like you're not into it, 'cause we know your ass is broke. [Paper]