Sean Combs, a.k.a. (as of this writing) Diddy, is pre-pimping the October release of his new album Press Play. As part of that, he's launched a promotional video-blog on YouTube under the aegis of his Bad Boy Records label. Prepare for some of the most riveting celebrity camera-mugging ever seen. The clip above is an instant classic, featuring a just-awakened Diddy complaining about the crud that forms at the corners of his mouth when he sleeps, plus the most gangsta intonation of the word "applesauce" ever recorded.