Last Call to Interrogate Tom Suozzi
Remember kids: This Friday is our scheduled video interview with Tom Suozzi, the distant underdog in the race for the Democratic nomination for New York governor. As noted, the questions we'll ask shall come from you, the devoted public. We've collected a decent sampling of possible queries so far, even though a few elegantly simple yet impertinent submissions won't make the cut (e.g. "Top or bottom?"). We still need more. Remember: Suozzi will only get the questions right before the interview, at which point he has the option to flee. We want to lure the man in, seduce him, make him feel comfortable. Once we get his answers on video, they're yours forever. Suozzi has little enough to lose, so be creative and devious. Send your questions to gawksuozzi@gmail.com. The video should go up Friday afternoon, assuming Suozzi's goons haven't murdered our cameraman.
