Jews for Jokes About Jews for Jesus
NEW YORK (AP) — Saying he's "as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami," Jackie Mason filed a lawsuit against Jews for Jesus for using his name and likeness in a pamphlet.
Excuse us, ladies and germs. What Jackie meant to say was "as Jewish as two matzo balls and a kosher salami."
Jesus "Oy, Gevalt" Christ.