New Make Over Show Turns Average Girls into Pixelated, Indistinct, Average Girls
The curvy Cuban model [Vida Guerra] is revealing the secrets to unbridled sex appeal on the first-ever reality show made especially for mobile phones...
Primped features the FHM model-turned-Internet superstar dishing out tips to "average looking girls" in the hopes of turning them into "hot sexy vixens."
Dear Average Girls,
It's cute that you are trying to be something more than what you are, which is average. And we commend your willingness to seek advice, even in the most desperate and horrifically embarrassing of situations. But we would like to let you in on a little secret: even if curvy Cuban model Vida Guerra replaces your average clothes, makes your skin less average, and gets rid of the frizz in your average hair, and even if the former FHM model-turned-internet superstar dishes out such tips that you truly do start down the well-worn gutter to "hot sexy vixen," you just have to know, average girls, in your average brains, that THAT SHIT IS NOT GOING TO LOOK GOOD ON A CELL PHONE.
Love,
Gawker.
