• Dunno if you heard, but it's 9/11. Tonight, important folks discuss the 9/11 Commission Report and at an event appropriately titled, "September 11, 2001: Five Years Later." Don't expect an open bar at this one. [flavorpill]
• Writers Dan Bakkedahl of the Daily Show and John Lutz of SNL perform their four-person improv routine with two people. Even with the cast shortage, it's guaranteed to be funnier than actually watching SNL. [UCB]
• Every awards show has a catchy acronym these days. Tonight the JMAs - Jewish Music Awards - feature Hassidic rapper Y-Love among others. Save your Hora moves for the after-party. [Oyhoo]