From the media kit for 02138, Harvard's incredibly funded, independent alumni magazine:

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According to the press materials, the mag's Vanitas section touts itself as "Harvard's Page Six — with the facts straight." Mary (a.k.a. Marty) would no doubt concur.

Other straight facts: their first Harvard 100 list, naming the 100 most influential alumni, has 109 names.

Update: A 02138 representative urgently contacts us to relay that the 109 names are just influential alumni and are in no way related to the 100 List. Which makes sense: a power ranking really doesn't have room for the likes of Elizabeth Wurtzel.

02138 to the World: We're Wealthy! [IvyGate]