• Sex columnists such as Rachel Kramer Bussel, Laura Leu, and Jamye Waxman gather at Happy Ending to share dating mishaps that led to a not-so-happy ending. Comfort food is conveniently provided to make up for the lack of action. [Paper]
• Norwegian pop sensation Sondre Lerche performs a "genre-bending oeuvre" at the Maritime Hotel. Go for the music, stay because he's cute. [flavorpill]
• Mugshots of awkward social misfits are a lot like My Super Sweet Sixteen: slightly repulsive, but slightly reaffirming of your superiority. [NYM]