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Of course, there really was no talk of George Clooney running for office, except for some overly enthusiastic fans wearing "Clooney in '08" t-shirts (campaign slogan on back of shirt: "OMG he is SOOOO HOTT!"), but since he lives in a state where a far less handsome actor was elected governor on a goof, someone just had to make sure he didn't want to run. With Clooney at least temporarily out of the way, the media will now move down its list of good-looking, socially aware actors, and we can soon expect video of Brad Pitt pursing his lips, scratching his chin in a pantomime of deep thought, and finally looking over to Angelina Jolie to ask, "Are we running this year, honey?" before finally declaring he has no intention of becoming King of America.