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So, Mark Foley: So much to answer for. How best to cover it? We're going to say pretty much any way but the way Time did. To wit:

[A] big reason for his abrupt exit, say Florida pundits, is that Foley, 52, was staring at the elements of a perfect political storm that not even a candidate from a hurricane-prone state could withstand in today's nasty election climate: not only possible accusations of pedophilia, but also the possible stain of gross hypocrisy, given Foley's high-profile legislative crusade against child sex offenders.

Behind Foley's Swift Fall From Grace [Time]