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Galleycat brings word of a forthcoming children's book by Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens. Owens - who did not try to kill himself, no matter what his publicist tells you - has "authored" a rhyming story about sharing. That's right, the most self-centered player in football is going to teach your children "the lessons he didn't learn as a child (and has had to painfully acquire as an adult)." Works for us! We're also looking forward to Dave Meggett's big board book about personal relationships.

Terrell Owens' real kids book [Galleycat]