Shy about submitting a nomination to Great Moments in Journalism? There's nothing to it!

Today's nominee comes from Philadelphia's Evening Bulletin, a paper that is pretty much predicated on the notion that we're all going to hell. It reads like a parody and, for all we know, may very well be one. In any event, here's one of the great ledes of all time:

When I first heard about the recently produced documentary, This Film Is Not Yet Rated, there was no real desire on my part to dig into the subject. After all, I thought, what has this got to do with ending abortion and stopping the spread of promiscuity that accompanies the entire panoply of birth control products?

What Merits A Rating? [Evening Bulletin]