Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Wobbly Kirsten Dunst Goes Tragically Unrecognized By Ticket Scalper
A high-level Defamer operative submitted this report about Monday night's Sufjan Stevens show, where lustily booed, but blithely indifferent, cinematic monarch Kirsten Dunst suffered the twin indignities of being obsessively observed by one of our spies while drunkenly pricing sizzling meat products, and of having her stardom go unrecognized by scalpers, even after a gentle reminder about one of her more notable roles:
Saw Kirsten Dunst outside the Sufjan Stevens show at the Wiltern [Monday night]. She showed up with two friends who had their arms linked with hers on either side and seemed to be supporting her. Now... I don't want to say that she was fucked up, but her eyes were slits, she was stumbling and she either bought or inquired about buying a bacon wrapped hot dog before going in. One of the ticket scalpers said "That girl must work here. She hardly had to stand in line." I told him she was in Spider-Man and he said "Really? What'd she do in Spider-Man?" A few minutes later I saw her and her friends slumped on the bench by the smoking area not looking super alert, and they didn't have the hot dog with them. She probably had to throw it away since they don't even let you bring gum into the Wiltern.
Alas, a gap in our intelligence-gathering operation makes it impossible to know if Dunst did indeed purchase, and greedily devour, that bacon-wrapped hot dog before entering the venue, earning an admiring, "Wow, look at the drunk Spider-Girl gobble that thing!" from her new scalper fan.
Previously: Inside The Actors Studio: Advanced Rationalization Theory [Defamer]