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· A freelance photographer claims that two Indian security guards protecting Angelina Jolie on the Pune location shoot of A Mighty Heart punched and threatened him with a gun when he approached the actress. A third, American guard was also present, but apparently didn't take part in the assault or threat, demonstrating that we still have a lot to learn from our foreign counterparts about how to keep our celebrities safe from people wielding cameras.
We really don't have any idea who Sara Evans is, but apparently her husband's naked pictures and trolling of Craigslist "casual encounters" ads upset her so much that she quit Dancing with the Stars. What kind of personal mortification would it take to get Mario Lopez to withdraw?
This might have been our favorite sentence of the day: "A vice president at Core Group Marketing, Eklund, 29, has made six films under the nom de porn "Tag Eriksson," including Training Camp I and II, Desert Pick-Up 2, American Porn Star and The Hole—which is more or less like 2004's The Ring, except the voice on the other end of the phone informs you that you're gay."
Tara Reid was a particularly inspired choice for Secretary of State in Hollywood Heat's "Celebrity Cabinet from Hell."
We bid a fond farewell to friend, co-worker, and Fox assistant desk survivor Jessica Coen on her last day in the Empire. And these two posts are pretty good examples of why we're going to miss her.