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We want to thank you for the epic flood of douchebaggery you've unleashed upon our inbox. We'll be inducting the initial class of the Douchebag Hall of Fame all this week. Our first member needs no introduction, but the boss is always on our ass about context, so we're going to do it anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, your pioneer Douchebag is Aleksey Vayner.

ALEKSEY VAYNER (n e GARBER)

A FRIEND, A LAWYER
AND A GREAT TENNIS PLAYER
WHOSE AMAZING RECORD
OF TITANIC DOUCHERY
SHOULD STAND FOR ALL TIME.

Incredibly, the Vayner story still has legs; a new website catalogs his trail of bullshit, while the kids at IvyGate list some other fabrications. And even Eustace Tilley has taken note.

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Us? We just wanna know: Does this picture looked Photoshopped to you? Because, come on.