Kazakh Central Bank Now Writing Borat's Material
Amazingly, this Reuters story neglects to mention how the Kazakh currency snafu might impact Sacha Baron Cohen's publicity-attracting cultural offensive against Borat's country of origin, but we're confident that the comedian will quickly seize on this latest opportunity by releasing an in-character statement declaring that the defective notes are "not legal tender for make-sex payments to our glorious nation's sister-prostitutes."