Chronicle fronts a puff piece about Oracle OpenWorld in the Technology section. To handle the expected 42,000 attendee, Howard Street has been closed off just for concession stands. Philip Ferrato over at Curbed has this to say,

We're getting various early reports of stale croissants this morning, but expectations run high at the zeppole stands, and people are lining up early to chow down on Larry's foot-longs, no doubt.

Here is one for Oracle's marketing department. "Oracle Software: At Least Our Hot Dogs Don't Stink."