Good luck untangling all the mixed messages represented by a Humvee pimped out in honor of CNN war correspondents. Jalopnik has the full story and gallery, and yes it's for a charity auction, and yes it also honors the soldiers too, but really — "Warrior One"? Couldn't they have just called it "Wolf Blitzer"? Nevertheless, just because you're cruising your airbrushed way through a warzone doesn't mean giving your tunes and flicks, as the Hummer includes an "extensive entertainment system that includes a DVD player, four LCD monitors and a state-of-the-art sound system." There better be a direct iPod hookup in that bitch, or Karl Penhaul will go ballistic. Metaphorically speaking.

SEMAture Ejaculation: Foose's CNN Hummer [Jalopnik]