You're Going To Love The Way You Look — He Kinda Guarantees It
A reader sends us news of our favorite disgraced writer:
"We made eye contact with Frey, who couldn't decide whether he should look proud or ashamed at being recognized. If my friend hadn't pointed out who it was, I would've sworn it was the guy from the Men's Wearhouse commercials."
Thank you, tipster. We'd always wondered who Frey reminded us of, and now we know! The saddest part is that George Zimmer (that's his name, didn't you know?)(Update: Okay, WE didn't know) has much more hair.