Why Wait For Midterm Elections When You Can Vote For A New Douchebag Today?
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Many, many, many of you have shared your suggestions for a brand-new word that means, in essence, douchebag. As we mentioned yesterday, submissions under two syllables were not considered because we are the boss and we make the rules. (Well, a couple of the rules. Well, only that one, so far, actually). After tons of careful consideration, these are the ones we're giving you to choose among today. On Monday, we'll post another poll with another set of douchebag alternatives, and then those will face off against d'bag itself. It's a tourney (maybe our sporty bro will tell us whether we're using that word correctly). Anyway. Quit twatwaffling around and vote!

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Earlier: Douches: Harder to Bag Than We Thought