Ryan Phillipe hires, then promptly fires, a new flack. Dude made up some quotes — ex: "This is the hardest time of my life — I miss my family" — for In Touch. Unshocking. That quote sounds wildly inaccurate to us. [Page Six]
Britney's not doing her usual baby pix auction because a clause in her prenup stipulates that K-Fed gets all the profits from shots of their offspring. Classier and classier.[WWD]
Pamela Anderson suffers a setback in her quest to bear Kid Rock's kid. [UsWeekly]
Cameron Diaz wants a nose job to fix her "deviated septum." [People]
In Giant magazine, P. Diddy claims to have continously boned his babymama, Kim Porter, for "28 hours." Also, he lets slip that did her while dating J. Lo. Boy, don't you wish you were pregnant with this guy's twins? [R&M, last item]
Stroke Albert Hammond eats way, way better than you do. [Grub Street]
