Jack Palance To Challenge God To One-Armed Push-Up Contest
Simply illustrating the news of Jack Palance's passing with a photo collage of his incredible display of septuagenarian strength at the 1992 Academy Awards seemed much classier than trying to build an item around his most memorable line from the movie that won him the Oscar, "I crap bigger than you." Really, though, he crapped bigger than all of us.
[Photos: AP and AMPAS]