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From the Brooklyn Papers, news that FAO Schwartz may be opening a store in Park Slope. Ooh! Maybe they'll have the piano you can walk on! Of course, here are the Park Slope parents, ready to rain on our parade:

It's also not clear that Park Slope's famously progressive parents would welcome the big-time toy retailer.

Joseph Segilia, who frequently toy shops for his eight-year-old son, said he'd spurn an FAO Schwarz if it moved into the neighborhood.

"I'll definitely continue to shop in the local toy stores," said Segilia. "They add to the character and charm of the neighborhood."

Those wacky Park Slope parents, always spurning things.