Giorgio Armani is quoted as saying that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes capped their Italian nuptials with a "never-ending" kiss that prompted some guests to beg them to stop. Well, now we're convinced! [CNN]
Sun-kissed stylist to the stick figures Rachel Zoe skips out on a sit-down dinner for Tom Ford's new crotchtastic perfume, making her sacks of tanned leather (and those bags she sells) persona non grata in TF-land. [Page Six]
Britney continues her campaign to re-classy up her image by . . . partying with Paris Hilton. [The Deli]
Posh Spice Beckham validates rumors of her conversion to Scientology by attending the TomKat wedding with a model spaceship strapped to her head. [UsWeekly]
Keira Knightley plans to wed in Italy, sparking rumors that her fiancee is gay. [WomansPassions]
Carmen Electra, apparently pining for ex Dave Navarro, makes out with his soulpatchless doppelganger, Joan Jett. [Celebamour]
Just in case you've missed the hints we've dropped about Tom Cruise's sexuality: reports are surfacing that Tom and Katie are being accompanied on their honeymoon by Tom's best man. [Monsters and Critics]
