Don't You Dare Try to Take Away Our Red Hook Ikea
Okay, look here, Municipal Arts Society. We get that you're all invested in protecting historical beauty and charm and architectural salvaging and whatever else it is that you do, but you've chosen the wrong battle now. Do NOT fuck with our Ikea in Red Hook, or we're gonna get Swedish on your ass. By which we mean, lingonberries and that disgusting baby shrimp salad sandwich they sell for, like, $2.99. And that is a threat, not a promise.
