This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.
  • The most recent lesson was in crotch-flashing. [Egotastic]
  • Hyper-fecund Proj. Gay host Heidi Klum gave birth yesterday to Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, her second baby with rose-kissing singer Seal in 14 months. In related news, Gunther Trevor Herman Ungawa TaiChi Samuel is due nine months from today. [NYDN]
  • An implant inserted at a Portuguese rehab clinic is totally going to be what finally gets Pete Doherty clean. Internal memo: the Pete 'And Now He's Dead' post is ready whenever. [Femlive]
  • Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were in the same airport at the same time, omg omg — but hopping on different flights. Sorry, Perez. [Dose]
  • Conflict resolution dept.: "All is right with the world," Barbara Walters declares after Kelly Ripa and Rosie O'Donnell kiss and make up. Well, yeah, except for that whole massive bombing in Iraq dealie. But, hey, Rosie and Kelly are friends again! God bless us, every one. [MSN]