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Remember way back like 24 hours ago, when Lindsay Lohan, speaking directly into a paparazzo's videocamera, accused Paris Hilton of beating her with a drink? Apparently, Lindsay doesn't. "Paris never hit me. She's my friend. Everyone lies about everything. ... Please, stop trying to make us hate each other." Cokeheadflameoutsaywha? Maybe this was what Lindsay was getting at with that whole coda about how she's "just trying to act." [R&M, second item]
Joel Madden got tired of waiting for Hilary Duff to give up her precious ladytreasure, apparently. [HilaryNews]
Argentina to Bush twins: "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here! We're locking up! Last call was like, half an hour ago! Move along, ladies!" [NYDN]
In a Postworthily obvs "blind item" on her MySpace blog, Nicole Richie calls her ex-stylist Rachel Zoe "raisin face" and "lettuce cup", and also manages to subtly intimate that she's totally rexy. No pot/kettle ish here, no sirree! [Nicole's MySpace via Goldenfiddle]
Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams love Brooklyn so much they applied for a marriage license there. [Page Six]
We have to agree with BWE — no way there's a Jessica Simpson sex tape, because "Joe still only shoots stills." [BWE]
