In this highly informational edition of old-school Stalk: Leonardo Dicaprio, Mischa Barton, Alec Baldwin, Claire Danes and Moby, Derek Jeter, Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth, Lauren Bush, Gina Gershon, Andereson Cooper, Adrian Grenier, Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore, Shawn Wayans, Ben Affleck, Mandy Moore, George Soros, Kate Bosworth, Christopher Walken, Jimmy Fallon, Tatum O'Neal, Al Sharpton, and Fabian Basabe.

12/06/06: Leonardo Dicaprio leaving Marquee hand in hand with Victoria Secret model Doutzen Kroes.

Spotted Mischa Barton dancing with friends at Black + White. Later her group was smoking pot by the back door and was asked to move outside. Soon after they returned inside to finish up the night. She was still there when I left at about 3am.

Saw a whole bunch of celebs last night at the St. James Theater for an NYU benefit, but notable right next to me was Alec Baldwin with some older blond woman (late forties, I'd say.) She was very snippity with her comments about everyone and everything. I know that was his date but I wonder if that's his girlfriend? Ugh. Hope not, for his sake. She had huge black circles under
her eyes, wipsy, fake blond hair and was not pretty. I mean, not ugly, but just average. Bummer for you, Alec. Or was I just missing something?

Friday, Dec. 1 having breakfast at Cafe Habana on Prince Street in SoHo, Moby walks by with a female companion. He is much more attractive in person. 10 minutes later I was walking down Broadway and passed Claire Danes, she looked fantastic, great hair and boots.

3rd Avenue at 79th Street, December 4th @ 3:30 PM: Derek Jeter leaving Starbucks with several bodyguards. Seemed to have signed some autographs while inside. Smiled at me, then held the door open for me. Very tall, very dark, very handsome.

Saw both Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth eating at Mai House last night. Both enjoyed the cocktails probably a little too much... and has Kevin received any Botox as of late, he was looking a little tight in the face.

Laura Bush was at Daddy's on Graham St. in Williamsburg, former "hipster hotspot" that was a "former dive bar". File under: gawker stalker, neighborhoods that used to be cool but now are the exact polar opposite of cool. Her hair was very shiny to the touch. she seemed to be primly getting wasted, if that is a possible thing one can do.

Showgirl Gina Gershon browsing in Wonderland while waiting to shoot a scene for "PS, I Love You"....hair in rollers for the film, black jacket, and Uggs.

Thomas Pink store @TWC, 4pm Monday 12/4: Anderson Cooper, browing the ties. His hair glows under the storelights.

Reported to jury duty yesterday and was waiting for my name to be called, when in strolls Adrian Grenier! He was all bed-head hair perfection and had the early AM brooding look totally down. The Wall street guy to my right just sat staring at him with his mouth open the whole time, which Vince pretended not to notice (aw!). As it was just the three of us sitting there, it was way too obvious to whip out my phone and start texting. The guy is gorgeous. But I thought he lived in Brooklyn—why's he serving in Manhattan?

Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant @ 1230. Mercer and bleecker filming Music and Lyrics By....

12/5, 9:30 pm Mandarin Hotel bar. Shawn Wayans looking hot in a hankerchief scarf on his head and a ripped long sleeve t-shirt. Non-descript woman and man with him.

Also, Ben Affleck and Asian-looking woman getting into elevator at the hotel around 10pm. Ben was wearing a ball cap and woman had stringy hair.

Mandy Moore At Sensa on 21st and 6th. She looked sad

George Soros + blond companion to dinner at Craft @ 9pm, after interview and book signing at the Union Square Barnes & Noble.

I was exiting the Bliss Spa in Soho, trying to hail a cab. Wouldn't you know it, a taxi stopped right in front of me and out came Kate Bosworth wearing some kind of skirted ensemble. She had the biggest head and smallest body I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if her middle name was "Orange On A Toothpick." Plus, she was holding a McDonald's bag—I kid you not. Is Chanel making a line of fast food-inspired clutches because I could've sworn that this girl was anti-sustanence?

Saw Christopher Walken walking into the Mercedes-Benz on 55th & Park. Looked like a cool guy, very tall.

Jimmy Fallon and scruffy male friend waiting for a table at neighborhood home cooking restaurant, Penelope. He dressed the part, but still looked like a rock star. They left shortly after finding out that they would have to wait for a table.

Spotted Tatum O'Neal in line with me at Stabucks. Looked sober/together, if a tad preppy/dowdy — plaid trench, red scarf shot with glitter, and those fug Dansko clogs (sorry, but I don't care how comfortable they are). She ordered a black regular coffee with room for milk and sugar, and was sufficiently polite to the barista.

Monday, Dec. 4th, 8:30pm - Saw the Rev. Al Sharpton walking on 57th between Broadway and 8th. He looked cold and had a group of about five assistants or so walking two feet behind him. Perm looked good.

Saw everyone's favorite male celebutwat Fabian Basabe on the dance floor at Butter doing a great impression of being a giant 'mo by grinding all up on some fella and dancing around like drunk freshman cheerleader at her first homecoming. Resisted (barely) the urge to yell 'go home to your wife!'