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Coup for journalism alert: Paris Hilton's bikini waxist talks to Us Weekly. [Us Weekly]
Lance Bass tells his MySpace friends that he and Reichen Lehmkuhl are still together, dashing our hopes in the 'never having to type Reichen Lehmkuhl ever again' dept. to smithereens. [TMZ]
People are whispering that Rosie O'Donnell might not be long for The View. No! Who will make the chinkety ching chong jokes now, Joy Behar? Well, yes. [Celebrity Week]
More breaking hair removal news: Maria Bello and Maggie Gyllenhaal sometimes let their pits flow free, Frenchy-steez. Mmm, how womanly. [Junkiness]
Amy Sacco tells Page Six that Bungalow 8, contrary to what she said yesterday, isn't on the block. Whatever, lady. Get off the broom! Also, best picture ever. [Page Six]
Joel Madden has found a new bony clavicle to rest his head on . . . Nicole Richie's. [MM Productions]
