Remember Wesley Snipes? He's still alive. Also, he was arrested this morning for boring tax reasons. [TMZ]
Beyonce and Jay-Z totally did not get married, plan to continue to not get married for the forseeable future while still dropping annoying little hints about it all the time. [R&M]
Paris Hilton got fake-engaged again, this time to Stabby Nachos. [Celebrity Week]
Also, Paris's rep denied that she and Britney engaged in uncarpeted munching. [WomansPassions]
Mandy Moore forgave Wilmer Valderrama for dishing to Howard Stern about popping her cherry. Related: will someone please, please explain to us how this dude manages to attract hot ladies? He's fucking Fez, for Chrissakes. Well, at least he's not Indian.[Page Six]
