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· Behold, Apocalypto: The Jewish elders debate Mel's Oscar chances. Mayans rethink their moment. The cast and crew screening. Apparently, it may contain a small amount of violence.
· Sony's Amy Pascal named Most Powerful Person In Hollywood, Except For All The Men Who Own Everything.
· Lane Garrison's 15-year-old-girl and Grey Goose binging spree answers the age old question, "What's the worst that can happen?" Garrison's fan site takes an exhaustion break.
· "Merry 'Fuck You!' CBS staffers!"
· Christmas Agency Gift Guide: CAA back to chocolate bars. ICM's time is not valuable.
· Lindsay Lohan makes a clean, fully adequite break with reality.
· While Britney comes back from the panty-free brink. (Brought to you by Victoria's Secret.)
· Even a bad day ain't so bad at The Grill.
· Yahoo! and Lloyd Braun mix like oil and a Hollywood-type jerkwad.
· McG knows hurt. McG lives hurt.
· Ripped Torn.
· Gwyneth Paltrow wishes her Spanish were better, but what she meant to say was that Americans aren't worse, just different.
· Fire Inspector Robert Gladden will get you into the Oscars, ladies, but first you better put his fire out, if you catch our backdrift.
· Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's tie-in love has served its purpose. The rebound girl has—omg!—a blog and long e-mail cc list of chatty sorority sisters! LOL!
· George Clooney, lost in pig grief, gets tricked into agreeing to star in a Bollywood movie.
· The Next Big Gay Thing is ensnared by the S-word.
· JHRTS: Kinda like "Muppet Hollywood Babies," but drunk and horny.
· Gigi Grazer's Jesus-as-IKEA-worker romcom project is sold to mystery buyer!