Nicole Richie was going the wrong way on the 134 freeway when she was arrested this morning. Police reports indicate that she was high on Vicodin and pot, but hadn't been drinking, and the booking sheet has her at 5'1''/85 lbs. Okay, okay, we're taking our death pool money off Lohan! [TMZ]
Kate Moss showed off her little boobies, which are way more exciting than anyone's vagina, for our money. [Egostatic]
Britney's drapes are black now; carpet still nonexistent. [Hollyscoop]
Tori Spelling did indeed let strangers go through her lingerie drawers. Also noteworthy ("noteworthy") — strangers wanted to go through Tori Spelling's lingerie drawers?[Star]
Courtney Love calls out Steve Coogan for being a sex addict and possibly sullying her with STDs. Related: we are looking to coin a replacement for pot/kettle. Ideas?[Junkiness]
Blood Diamond director Ed Zwick reports that Russell Simmons "is being embarrassed," by manipulative diamond merchants, neglects to notice that Russell Simmons has no shame. [R&M]
Stunner: Paris Hilton's current interchangeable Greek shipping heir's parents aren't thrilled that Paris is fucking their son. [Page Six]
